upandbrown.com

We represent the bleeding edge in future technologies.

Mostly a lazer gun.

We have milk to absorb the brown.

This is where the magic happens.

Taking success very seriously.

All of your assumptions are probably correct.

About the Legend

upandbrown.com

Here at upandbrown.com, we take success very seriously. We offer computer services. We target small local businesses. We like to be funny. Several of us here in the office like plates of assorted cheeses. Our servers are actually small single board computers (mostly Raspberry Pis) in a cupboard in my garage. One day, we may add more Raspberry Pis. Or not. One day, we may get a better garage. Or not. One day, we may get enterprise grade hardware. Or not. One day, we may migrate all of This garbage to the cloud. Probably.

Awesome Games

Best Games

Here at upandbrown.com, we take success very seriously, and that's why we've focused all of our resources of top software engineer geniuses to developing a most spectactular and future bringing and leading edge and barbecue sauce synergy leveraging web game. We at upandbrown.com present to you, AREA 51 BREACH. Aliens have escaped Area 51 and it is up to you to shoot them with your net gun and keep them at bay while you build a wall to contain them inside the facility. Please CLICK ON THE IMAGE to play this fantastic life changing game. Thank you.

If you didn't click on it. Please CLICK ON IT! Thank you.

How to Contact upandbrown.com

Probably don't.

Here at upandbrown.com, we take success very seriously, and that's why we are electing to keep our contact information as aggressively private as possible. Trust us, it's probably better this way.